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The DOGE found that there were $50 million dollars of tax money going to Gaza. Some small part of that apparently has to do with condoms, so they’re using it as justification that all government grant programs should be halted immediately. This will effect people’s jobs, schools, and numerous other programs beneficial to the American public, but it’s ok because they stopped the condoms

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A future DOGE finding will show that ketchup is a luxury that American taxpayers shouldn’t be funding for any group of people under any circumstances. /s

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You’re thinking of “condiments”, which are usually used in different situations.

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7 points

How will RFK season his steak?

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2 points

His roadkill steaks come preseasoned

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1 point

Rotten whale-skull leakage.

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38 points

No different than the DEA putting you in prison for 10 pounds of marijuana because you have a 10 pound bag of dirt and some kind of plant matter they can’t identify. Facts don’t matter to the government.

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Condoms are watertight expandable bags. They can be useful in many situations that aren’t sexual.

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Yes but sex is only for making babies in their eyes

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25 points

Probably added by a republican as a poison pill.

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I mean, it makes a ton of sense to include condoms in aid, you don’t want people getting pregnant when there’s literally no functioning hospitals. Of course conservatives will say ‘just don’t have sex’ or whatever, but that’s just not how humans work.

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18 points

This makes sense. And also makes it a lot worse that they’re using that as an excuse.

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5 points

It probably included sexual health in the human health package so they latched onto that.

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73 points

Wait I thought the racists wanted less brown people they’re really sending mixed messages here…

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Not exactly, they need a permanent underclass of slaves

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Have you been to Israel? They go out of their way not to exploit Palestinians for labour. Most of the Israeli labor class is imported from Thailand.

Its pretty crazy and shows just how genocidal those people are. They literally want them all dead.

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Well no, you add children to no resources and no shelter and you get demoralization and greater overpopulation and a noticable impact on crime and life span.

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Sounds like future slaves to me. They - the billionaires - want to kill most of us worldwide and enslave the rest.

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Bombs and bullets tend to be more effective than condoms.

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In a broad sense this is inaccurate - war has been around as long as humans, and yet we were on an exponential population growth curve until the demographic transitions started.

Over the last century we as a species have significantly reduced child mortality, improved education, infrastructure, overall quality of life, and established reproductive health initiatives that supply condoms and sex education!

These advancements cause the local mortality rate to plummet. Then the following generation gets to reproductive age but has much less offspring, and the reproductive rate falls farther than the mortality rate did.

This is called the “demographic transition” and has occurred across dramatically different cultures, environments, and economies.

This is not universal or inevitable across the globe but the impact is so significant that global population as a whole is currently heading towards a plateau!

Therefore condoms, reproductive healthcare, and distributed economic growth are more effective at reducing population growth than bombs and bullets.

Developing a nation is literally more cost-efficient than destroying it. For the species. Not for the people selling the bombs.

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The problem with that is they’re not trying to “develop” Gaza… at least not for the people living there.

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The results of a century long proxy war in the middle east seems to beg to differ. The UN in 1994 held a meeting in Cairo about using women’s education as a method of reducing rapidly growing populations across the world most notably in the middle east.

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They want to be the ones making fewer brown people

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They also get hard-ons when brown people suffer. It’s a balance act.

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44 points

Of course this is being defended by somebody wearing a cross.

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26 points

Call it an ancient torture device, and it all makes sense.

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19 points

Call it a cult and it all makes sense.

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2 points

I’m sorry but she looks like the platonic ideal of the headline. Betty Bowers, take some notes.

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I am super confused about the whole thing.

This is literally a perfect fit for this community.

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I kinda love your username btw - such a good match (to your instance)!:-P

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💜Thank you.💜

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28 points

I miss when doge was just a good boy

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They ruin everything. Pepe, Doge, Tesla; fucking Tolkien rolling over in his grave over Anduril and Palantir.

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