Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Here’s a version without the bad crop, comedy homicide, pointless circle around the punchline, and puritanical censoring
In his essay “To Tell a Chemist” (1965), Asimov proposed a simple shibboleth for distinguishing chemists from non-chemists: ask the person to read the word “unionized”. Chemists, he noted, will read un-ionized (electrically neutral), while non-chemists will read union-ized (belonging to a trade union).
If you don’t think about it very hard, solidarity is basically macro ionization
Onionized