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The guy on the line wants to stop the money printer? No, no no… you don’t change the top selling pen of the century. We can introduce a lighter though. Guess we’re doing fire now.

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8 points

Maybe some razors.

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2050: … starts manufacturing military cyborg soldiers with a Bic logo across their chest

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8 points

They had a phone in 2008, so they should already have the knowledge to produce some basic electronics:

They also produce razors, so I envision some kind of BIC terminator with weapons for cutting things:

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4 points

That’s cool although I’d hate the massive logo they slapped under the screen

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100 points

A hole was added to the cap in 1991.

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Wait, the hole in the cap is that recent?

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56 points

Dude… That’s 34 years ago.

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Yeah, I know I’m approaching fossil age, but the pen itself was first made 75 years ago. I had always assumed that the hole in the cap was a change made much closer to the 50s than sometime within my lifetime.

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6 points

A very helpful comment

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How dare you. I wont be 34 for 7 more months…

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1 point

According to the Wikipedia article.

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23 points

Was that to try and prevent choking?

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Yes. From the BIC website:

Why is there a hole in the cap of BIC® Cristal® Pens?

Our vented caps comply with international safety standards ISO11540. These standards attempt to minimize the risk to children from accidental inhalation of pen caps. Traditionally the pen cap served only to protect the pen point. These vented caps allow more air to circulate around the pen point when the pen is capped. This further adds to the quality and overall performance of the pen.

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They do lighters too

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And razors…

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They did perfum once. Big fail…

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6 points

Very bad razors. They Never fail to leave cuts and bruises

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6 points

The lighters also got a safety update in the '90s – the child resistant spring over the spark wheel

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Don’t you dare touch it!

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