53 points

En passant? What about castling bro? In one turn you get to:

  • Move your king two squares
  • Let it pass through your rook
  • Develop your rook toward the central files

Nobody is gonna believe that’s a legal move.

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22 points

Castling is masculine so they’re gonna want more of it.

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27 points

Castling: English word, cool and normal

En Passant: Fr*nch word, silly and weird

simple as

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14 points

More like en pussynt because I got that dawg in me

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12 points

Castle comes from French too.

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10 points

The most sigma move frfr

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5 points

I’m pretty sure a lot of GMs want it removed because it slows games way down

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if chess were invented today noone would play it because it’s from India

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…I thought it was from Medieval Britain, and probably thought that cause I see it frequently in Medieval era movies/shows and novels. I never would have guessed somewhere outside Europe.

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20 points

“Shah Mat” is from Persian. As in your leader, the “Shah”, is helpless, or stumped, “Mat”. This phrase is what slowly evolved into ‘Checkmate’.

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Heeeeey, interesting note (and probably related?), ‘mat’ (or ‘maat’) is Arabic for died!

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12 points

“Shah mat” is also how you declare the end of the game in Russian, “шах и мат” they say

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7 points

Indoeuropean languages are fucking cool. Shah Mat in Persian, checkmate in English, Jaque Mate in Spanish. Jaque Mate is eerily close to Jeque Muerto (dead shah).

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It was in the opening cutscene from Age of Empires II, that’s how you know it’s medieval European in origin.

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pretty much everything is from outside europe

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“eww brownies”

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32 points

Why are half the characters black in that DEI hell hole??! So tired of that woke bullshit.

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You mean you wouldn’t play chess with a skill tree or fog of war?

Seriously I’d call it a dog-brained take, but that’s an insult to dogs.

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10 points

chess with a skill tree or fog of war

TvT Starcraft be like

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7 points

Chess with fog of war is just stratego

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22 points

I just noticed he was comparing chess to reality and not video games. Dude thinks tech trees exist irl. Lasers from space that never existed before are admitted in that very statement to not be part of reality.

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He’s been out of touch with reality since at least the end of Apartheid.

But I hadn’t noticed him mixing real life with videogames. Lmao what a dweeb.

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14 points

Don’t forget the terrible takes that would come from the bazingaist of bazinga brains. Without the thousands of years of history of chess, these takes would be more popular.

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12 points

Reality doesn’t have a tech tree 🫨

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6 points

It could with a chip in your brain.

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3 points

And that’s why I play konkr.io a real game for real genius boys.

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4 points

I played that for longer than I wanted to

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One lib rails against the divisiveness of hypermodern play, pleads for a return to the moderate centre ground. Another suggests turning the board sideways so everyone gets to attack the left.

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Another suggests turning the board sideways so everyone gets to attack the left.

r/cth flashbacks

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Have you been hanging out at /r/anarchychess?

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4 points

Turning the board sideways to attack the left

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