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Il_winters_lI@lemmy.world
113 points

This makes no sense. The USA was created billions of years ago. God made the rest of the world 6000 years ago, so there would be places to bomb.

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affiliate@lemmy.world
51 points

he made the shark to witness it all

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Il_winters_lI@lemmy.world
30 points

Just as it says in the constitution.

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Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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You’ve no right to view the constitution. It holds secrets only those purified by righteousness may interpret. To quote the Justice Thomas, “I layeth mine pube at the alter of the aluminum can because I hath seen the divine.”

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hydrospanner@lemmy.world
6 points

A witness shark, because witness trees might get turned into freedom wood.

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Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
101 points

I always assume these people are trolling.

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NielsBohron@lemmy.world
45 points

I could’ve believed it if not for the reply. The reply simply makes it too over the top to be real.

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Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
28 points

Nah, I can definitely see someone doing that.

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Etterra@lemmy.world
15 points

That thought occurred to me, but I’ve met people this stupid and it’s like talking to potato salad.

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A7thStone@lemmy.world
7 points

Naw man, sharks are smooth.

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MickeySwitcherooney@lemmy.dbzer0.com
3 points

Kind of amazing how often people fall for obvious trolls. I pray to god none of the upvoters ever run across a con artist.

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Miku Luna \ she/it@lemmy.blahaj.zone
57 points

We have a tree in our village that’s like double the age of the USA

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So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world
42 points

4046 years is pretty old for a tree

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ferret@sh.itjust.works
21 points

The US has trees that significantly predate it, and is home to a tree that is assumed to be the oldest living organism on earth.

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setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
13 points

Just wait until someone crashes their brodozer into it and kills it

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Steal Wool@lemm.ee
8 points

Some scientists drilled into them and everyone got mad

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DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social
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Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
6 points

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
40 points

In the Beginning, God said “Let their be McDonalds! And there was. And lo, he saw that it wasn’t good.”

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