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The guy in the photo was raised by black sharecroppers, a target of an assassination, a multimillionaire inventor/carnival worker, and lost it all only to finally find his rhythm after being homeless and destitute.

You’d be gray haired too.

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My greatest comedies of all time:

  1. Airplane

  2. Naked Gun

  3. Blazing Saddles

  4. The Jerk

Any of those 4, and you will cry laughing.

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23 points

You would also likely enjoy “Top Secret!”

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15 points

we should start a new thread for all time comedies… what about Real Genius? Brain Candy? Better off Dead? Caddyshack? Something about Mary?

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Ten years ago I would’ve added Idiocracy. 7 years ago it became a documentary.

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He started graying mid '70s 🤷

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15 points

Looks damn good in this picture for his mid 70s

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7 points

He’s 78 now lol

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3 points

You don’t like jokes much, do you.

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2 points

Oh, no, I walk right past all the low hanging fruit and keep on walkin’

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17 points

A Target of assassination? That nut-job hated those cans!

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He was also a philanthropist and donated a ton of money to stop cat juggling in South America.

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10 points

Sounds like a typical bastard.

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4 points

You just randomly picking on people? It’s not like you can flip through phone books anymore…

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3 points

That’s why things aren’t happening for people now. We don’t have the spontaneous publicity of our names in print anymore.

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6 points

He also found his special purpose!

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2 points

He should see a doctor and get rid of it

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105 points

In 1995 Steve Martin was 50, so it’s not too far off the mark

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59 points

Dude no way, if he was 50 back then he’d be almost eigh— (checks wikipedia) — oh… oh no :(

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He looks like he’s in great shape though. It’s crazy that Martin Short is the younger of the two (by five years).

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I’m starting to worry that I look like Steve Martin in this picture but in my mind I look younger. I shall stay away from mirrors to ensure the illusion.

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14 points

Careful around oil cans too

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6 points

They are known to spontaneously start leaking

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6 points

Leave that painting in the attic.

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19 points

Seems like he was always silver haired too. I don’t remember him any other way.

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He did grey very young. I had a friend grey in his twenties, so it does happen.

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Well if you smoke two packs a day since you’re eight and everything you touch, eat and breathe contains lead, asbestos or both – that might age you a little.

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19 points

Two drinks and two packs a day will keep the youth at bay

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5 points

Because of infertility, right?

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6 points

Damn right.

I have an aunt who has always looked about 15 years older than both of my parents, despite being my dad’s younger sister. Smoking, drinking, and tanning will age you quick.

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Not only that, but a male star with an age appropriate love interest, that’s getting more rare now.

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That was also pretty rare back then. Older male with younger female partner has always been the norm in movies and TV.

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Slightly on topic, but yesterday I discovered that I’m the same age as Rishi Sunak, and it’s fucking with my brain that I’m the same age as the Prime Minister. Something about that just ain’t right.

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Rob Ford was in his thirties when he was mayor of Toronto but if you look at pictures of him you’d never believe it.

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6 points

Crack is a hell of a drug.

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I’m actually remembering wrong, he was 41, but still looked a hell of a lot older.

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Think about all the football players that have started and ended their careers already, all while being younger than you

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Idk… I feel like that’s okaish…you don’t want to end up on Biden/Trump age for a leader.

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Older age isn’t necessarily a negative factor in leadership, but I know what you’re saying. However, I can’t deal with the fact that I’m 43 and don’t feel like a grown up, so does that mean our Prime Minister feels the same way about himself? I can’t square that circle, y’know?

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I don’t know about Sunak specifically, but generally the types of people who succeed at politics have way too much unjustified self-confidence to introspect that much.

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Buddy if you didn’t feel this at 40 then good for you!

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5 points

I am the same age as Emmanuel Macron and it hurts too

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I think it just something about public figures and that they can’t possibly live a life like us or something.

I have the same thing, but opposite direction with the stranger things cast. Still can’t belive they’re the same age or older than me.

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I think it also ties in with the “olders and betters” mentality that we’re brought up with. There’s a sense of gravitas to the office of Prime Minister, and even if they’re doing stupid shit there’s a monkey bit of my brain that’s like “ah, but they’re old enough to know better than me”. But now the PM is only four months older than I am, and my mum worked for his dad for a few years, so we could have (theoretically) turned in the same circles*, and he’s up there in the highest office in the land, doing stupid shit and I’m looking at him and wondering who let this idiot kid be in charge.


*We really couldn’t have though, he went to a very fancy school and was already married to a billionaire by the time my mum started working for his dad. His dad’s actually sound.

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