358

It's too good tuba true(lemmy.world)

posted
*
by
Avatar
gedaliyah@lemmy.world
in
Avatar
dadjokes@lemmy.world
35 comments
hidereport
Sort:
HotTopControversialNewOld
Avatar
SolidShake@lemmy.world
8 points

You ever have phone sax?

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
Dagnet@lemmy.world
2 points

Ever had sax on phone?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
32 points

wow… i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument…

english is my first language…

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
starman2112@sh.itjust.works
8 points

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn’t an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
2 points

english is my first language…

that’s likely the reason. the more you’re used to a language the less you notice mistakes

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Dagnet@lemmy.world
9 points

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
x4740N@lemm.ee
3 points

I have autism and I didn’t notice that

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Dagnet@lemmy.world
5 points

That’s why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
4 points

AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part but for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Show more comments
Avatar
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
1 point

I haven’t noticed my own autism too.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
someacnt@sh.itjust.works
2 points

Same, where are our powers

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
25 points

This joke makes me want to commit violins

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
4 points

Sounds like you got a trombone to pick

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
retrolasered@lemmy.zip
2 points

Kick him in the pianist

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Haaveilija@lemmy.world
3 points

Do you feel violated?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
4 points

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

permalink
report
reply

Dad Jokes

!dadjokes@lemmy.world

Create post

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
  • Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

Community stats

  • 1.7K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.2K

    Posts

  • 5.2K

    Comments

Community moderators