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Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!

Pron and spam… It means success!

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Smells like… victory

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🫣

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Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢

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🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com

Feel better now?

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❤️🤖

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I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.

I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.

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I didn’t get one either ☹️ I’m so starved for female attention I’d happily speak to a romance scammer, just can’t bring myself to do it on a non open platform.

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How you doin’ 😉😏

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If you do it the former way, you’re supposed to use a zero as well: “Pr0n.”

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Yeah I am not good at it (porn, I mean…) Better at the other one (pron, I mean …)

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Goddamn I cant believe I have to explain this. Typing porn as pron or pr0n is funny because it connotates a rather transparent way of trying to hide your porn collection on a computer used by others/relatives. It in no way has anything to do with censoring. Stop getting faux outraged by every little non-thing. (he said outraged by a non-thing)

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Lemmy seems so snarky lately.

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My stupid state has me blocked from many of the mainstream pr0n sites :( Too cheap to get a vpn though.

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Why the hell do you care enough to post that here? What difference is it to you if they type pr0n or porn? The ‘you’re not cussing enough’ crowd confuses the fuck out of me

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I mean, you still “cussed”. Switching two letters around doesn’t change the meaning and the original word doesn’t hold any special powers.

I agree it’s not much to make a reply about.

I think the attitude stems from the view that using placeholder words for swear words is often associated with religious/puritanical attitudes since there’s not really a reason to do it so the user reacts as they would to puritanical people invading their community i.e. hostile.

I think that’s not as true today but that’s where the backlash comes from.

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It’s a long standing joke, calm down. I’ve joking called porn pron many times.

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Fuck! Porn! But maybe Lemmy.world could ban me… /s

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It’s what the Internet is for, anyway:

https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs

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Maybe she didn’t want to though.

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Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!

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You mean, … she’s not real? Say it isn’t so!

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And me! There’s dozens of us!

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Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.

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That’s how you know we made it :D

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Ayyy, I got one too!
A spam message that is.

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I can fix her

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Let Me Solo Her

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You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears

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She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.

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You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s

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There zero– I repeat, –ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!

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I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious

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The Fediverse Scamgirl!

Awkward Nerd Girls Want In Your DMs! They’re not in your area, just online!


I almost made this same post and then decided I didn’t care enough. This was my take on the same;

Also interesting that she has a different username literally everywhere and she’s speaking English, “from” Toronto, on a Swedish Lemmy instance.

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Also, the term “pre-health science”, that “she” used has never been used in Canada as far as I know. We don’t even say pre-med. Either you are in med school, or you are trying to get in, taking a variety of courses. There is no defined set of courses that we call pre-med.

Other differences between us and the US regarding post-secondary education:

Canadian universities are also almost completely free of fraternities and sororities.

We have sports scholarships, but they are nowhere near as lavish as in the US. Sports in general is a minor sideline for Canadian universities.

And to us, college always means community college. University is university (and never “uni” as some benighted countries call it).

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She’s the girlfriend from Canada your friend who came out of the closet in college told you about in high school.

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Oddly specific

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I got the exact same pic but different text.

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Did you check the livestream at Peertube? They recorded someone on a loop or something. Creepy.

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From day 1. You’re all bots

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Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you

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Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!

You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!

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Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings

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Dead internet theory strikes again

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Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s

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Mildly Infuriating

!mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

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Home to all things “Mildly Infuriating” Not infuriating, not enraging. Mildly Infuriating. All posts should reflect that.

I want my day mildly ruined, not completely ruined. Please remember to refrain from reposting old content. If you post a post from reddit it is good practice to include a link and credit the OP. I’m not about stealing content!

It’s just good to get something in this website for casual viewing whilst refreshing original content is added overtime.


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.


4. No Porn/Explicit

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.


7. Content should match the theme of this community.

-Content should be Mildly infuriating.

-The Community !actuallyinfuriating has been born so that’s where you should post the big stuff.


8. Reposting of Reddit content is permitted, try to credit the OC.

-Please consider crediting the OC when reposting content. A name of the user or a link to the original post is sufficient.


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