114 points

The best ones show a port scan. The worst just show scrolling html source code.

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Trinity used NMAP and scanned for real known SSH vulnerabilities when hacking the power station in Matrix Reloaded.

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71 points

The legendary ones show a “BREACH” at the target systems, in Red Bold Times New Roman font size 150.

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39 points

Extra point if they have the PowerPoint shuttle controls visible in the bottom-left corner.

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24 points

A serif font on a computer display?! Appalling! Sacrilegious!

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15 points

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

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10 points

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And then there’s Mr. Robot in its own tier, using actual real-world tools and frameworks, with realistic flags and everything!

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Go watch Mr Robot, it’s great and does not do this

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16 points

Been meaning to!

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I am not a programmer by any means but I know enough to know they did their research.

Except Tyrell called it “nome” instead of “g’nome” and I’m pretty sure TOR exit nodes can only see unencrypted data and the entry node can only see who sent it.

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…is gnome meant to be read as ‘genome’? Never realised that was a possibility as a non-native English speaker. Always based it off the garden variety Gnome with a silent G.

This is like sequel or ess-que-ell all over!

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3 points

is gnome meant to be read as ‘genome’?

If we’re being pedantic, yes 🙂

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4 points

all the hacking scene are amazing, I really hated all the angela screen time lol, I just wanted elliot

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Also showcased how a darknet store looks like (or I guess used to)

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78 points

Never forget the infamous NCIS co-op hacking on a keyboard scene.

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I remember a scene of such a crime movie that was at least funny for people used to computers and progrmmers.

The (old and seasoned) detectives were brought in contact with the new “cyber unit” of the police. Stored away in an otherwise empty office floor somewhere, they were the absolute movie style hackers: cluttered desks, sloppy outfit, beards. The old detectives were quite reluctant to work with those young “computer people” and had a lot of prejudices. Then, one of the detectives found a big red button on the desk and said “I wonder what happens when I press this button” - and presses it. And the “cyber guys”: “DON’T!”. The detective mocks them, and presses the button several times before he asks what the button actually does. Cyber guy: “That is our ‘order pizza’ button! I hope you’ve got enough money to pay for this…”. Cut. Next scene: They are all eating pizza together from a desk-high stack of pizza boxes.

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I was looking for a new project. pizza button would be neat.

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Back in Ye Olden Days, we probably had the first web interface to order pizza. “We” had been a long-established computer nerd meeting, and this pizza service that normally was closed on Sundays actually opened just for us on that weekend just for the occasion. We had an internal web page to order and organize orders of pizza. But of course, the order did not go out electronically - when our web app saw the need to place the order, is simply sent a fax ;-)

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You know, I’ve seen this dozens of times but I’m just realizing, at least assuming that’s not a power bar (which would be odd since it matches the plug of the monitor or PC), since the monitor shut of straight away, he actually only unplugged the monitor. The PC should still be on and getting hacked.

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17 points

Yes, my favorite comment:

pulls out the power cord for the monitor

Job done!

followed by:

Attacker must have had 5 people on the keyboard.

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7 points

The first one had me laughing out loud

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9 points

What is that a video game?

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6 points

Whenever I point out that something doesn’t work like that in a TV show or movie, my wife says that that’s the way it works in the universe of the show. Okay, maybe, but how am I supposed to enjoy nitpicking, then??

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4 points

Inside that part of an inside joke between writers? Read that somewhere.

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9 points

Yes NCIS writers vs CSI writers to see who could get the stupidest tech bullshit on screen

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I love how the smug manager thinks he’s thwarted the attack on the server since he unplugged the monitor to the terminal where people were defending against the attack.

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66 points

If it’s even that. Most of the time it’s non-nonsensical gibberish.

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I was watching a show recently where someone was writing code, and it was actually C++ code. I actually did the exact pose in the meme.

Of course, he was writing it inhumanly fast, and he always seemed to be writing the start of a new file. But I liked that it was actually code and not just The Matrix-style jibberish

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24 points

Sounds like hackertyper.net

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14 points

That’s likely exactly what it was.

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24 points

When I made a short film about an AI I was writing C# into visual studio as my coding. It was actual video game code that was for something like AI pathfinding or something, so I tried to make it somewhat accurate.

Not sure why movies can’t spend a grand on a programing consultant to actually write them some hacking-ish code for the scenes.

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My guess is that they just don’t care to spend the time on it when the majority of people wouldn’t even notice. But of course those of us that would notice would really appreciate it.

As a guitar player, it equally irritates me when the person “playing” the guitar has clearly never touched a guitar in their life. Similarly, when an actor is actually playing it, I really appreciate it.

Off topic, but I once walked in while my wife was watching some anime where the guitars were all extremely accurate, like down to what tuning pegs they would have had for the era the guitars were from. They must have motion captured all of the guitar playing from when they recorded the music, or at least took video of their hands, because they animated it perfectly. Down to the tapping parts and everything. It was jaw dropping. I made her start the whole show over from episode one so I could watch it.

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14 points

The show Mr. Robot did that, they used real 0-day exploits for their hacking scenes!

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I thought I heard somewhere that these screenwriters as like an inside joke try to top each other on how ridiculously incorrect they can make their hacking scenes.

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59 points

sudo apt-get install hackerman

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You actually don’t need the -get anymore

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14 points

It’s recommended for script usage

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26 points

What if jumping off a bridge was recommended for script usage?

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