The Canadian government has insisted that information on domestic goods is readily available to all trading partners, even including nations that recently elected a felony-convicted game show host to be their head of state. Instead, the United States has decided to employ a rarely-chosen trade tactic that international economists refer to as the “fuck around and find out” model.
In IT it’s called the scream test. You unplug it and see who screams.
Here’s some hints…the lumber we need to build houses, the oil we use to power/heat those houses and transport goods around the country (so, anything that spends time on a semi or delivery truck) and cement. So anyone that needs to purchase things that’s are transported or wants a house should be piping up soon.
I love how they didn’t even exempt heating oil for the northern states. They acknowledged that tariffing it was fucked up by only doing a 10 percent tariff on it but it didn’t cross their minds to just exempt it. A ten percent price increase on heating is going to literally kill people.
Dude let covid burn through New York City because it’s like 80% Democrats, letting people freeze is par for the course.
Never heard of the scream test in 40 years of software dev, but I like it.
I’ve been in IT Operations for 8 years and do this practice but first I’ve heard of ‘scream test’ as well
This doesn’t even have to be The Onion, but just straight news. This is exactly how it is going to work.
I saw some of the dipshit commenters on a WSJ article giving examples of things affected and how their prices might change - lots of “Well, I don’t need these things, and paying 5 cents more for making brown people suffer is worth it, anyway!”
Yeah, I guess we will see…
But the twist is that it still won’t be portrayed as Trump’s fault. Unfair Canada declares war for no reason or whatever.
Did no one watch “How It’s Made”?
That’s how I found out what goods are made in Canada.
Like, you know, gum. Fucking bubble gum. The smallest-possible, easiest-to-make, most-ubiquitous thing. Found in every convenience store, drug store, newsstand, and vending machine.
Do we make that in the States? Nooo… we gotta import that shit from our neighbors to the North. Like, do we make anything here?
We do but NAFTA really made things spread out. We’ve made a lot more progress unifying the North American economies than people think. This is going to be ten times as painful as Brexit was for the British. And to undo it Mexico and Canada are going to demand we take on a trade deficit with them as a way of helping their economies in case the deal goes south with the president after whoever is fixing this mess.
This’ll really help the price of eggs
Machined components!
You stupid sonobabich! You know a machined part costs less in Canada than here. But that’s not going to make parts here cost less! Its going to make my business fail instead!
It’s going to be a little painful not having a job and living in the streets with my wife and kids freezing to death. It’s fucking snowing outside.
I can design and sell a few things here and there but a few means machining is expensive. In the US you must buy a Shit ton of parts to make the price per part work, but if you fuck up on an order, that’s a huge deal. From Canada I can order a few parts, change something, order again. The scrap cost goes into the price to the costumer. In not gonna get fired if I screwup one order! (Famous last words). I don’t get paid less either. But if one screw up costs now as much as ten, then the price of the part becomes impossible to sell…think $15 for two small bottles of water at the AMC theater…theaters are done. I paid because I was thirsty, but fuck if I’m ever going back to watch a movie. At least I’m boot legging my own water.
If you’re actually in danger of homelessness I encourage you to look at the many guides to doing it in a way that makes it easier to get back off the street as soon as possible. A lot of people try to hold on for far too long and end up in legal trouble and blacklisted from renting a place.
As to McFuckstick, there’s not much we can do until 2026. I’m sorry he’s put you in a bad position.
I’m not gonna go homeless but I’m definitely in negative growth.
In December I had $300 bucks on a gift card that I wanted to spend on my photography hobbies. Now I’ve just loaded the monies into the bank account and my hobby is looking at the wall. Looking at my phone is enough photography I guess.
But I remember how it was to be homeless when I had just migrated here. How can I be here looking towards a future that includes that as a real possibility? I’m just here awaiting the new part pricing I’m gonna face. It sucks.
