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HP laptop: please remember to log out of your the laptop in case someone else needs to use it.

Edit: Management took offence at the language of the previous memo.

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Always “a” dildo, or “the” dildo, never “your” dildo…

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Always use the indefinite article.

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155 points

HP laptop: your company has no idea what it’s doing for it’s entire technology department

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37 points

My last 3 jobs all used HP… No major issues.

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Boot up from external device and watch it wipe non-windows boot entries (yes, even with secure boot off) and then not automatically find any other EFI files so you have to navigate to them manually. Oh, and the only way to add them back is efibootmgr tool, or if you want GUI, Bootice in Hiren’s boot (yes that’s still a thing).
At least that was experience with HP 255 G7.

As for another one, a mini PC, the UEFI setup seems to have limited HID driver support. Basic cheap keyboard seems to be a must. DO NOT DISABLE SECURE BOOT IF JUST THE MOUSE WORKS!!! Upon reboot, it will ask you to confirm disabling secure boot by TYPING in something. Every time. Even if you reset UEFI with the motherboard pins.
At least that was experience with HP ProDesk 400 G3 mini.

But hey, I also had issues with Dell, I think Optiplex 7020. It was unable to boot via internal DVD drive. I tried 2 of them, both fared the same, no problem reading and burning discs in OS. I tried a USB DVD drive, that magically worked. What?

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Yeah but a random (non IT especially) probably wouldn’t need to boot from an external device, would they? As for the UEFI changes, a random employee shouldn’t be in the BIOS either I would think.

I’m really curious on those, I don’t do that sort of thing these days so sort of wondering how impactful it could be. Outside of the random person who thinks they should change them but that’s got to be pretty minimal and IT should lock it down anyways.

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Worst thing that happened with my HP work laptop is somebody knocked my water over onto it and it died. That was 2 hours after I got it and spend 2 hours installing everything onto it.

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I spilled coffee on my thinkpad once and it was fine … I honestly believe that it would take a tsunami of saltwater before it died

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2 points

Accurate

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Siemens PG: forget about making a resume ever again.

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79 points

Had to look it up, the version with a handle killed me

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It’s actually pretty useful when you have to move around with it in your workplace. Tbh, I am so used to the handle that I’d miss it if my next computer didn’t have it.

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28 points

Unironically love that. There’s a CD drive but what is that next to it? Is it a Zip drive?

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The SSD slot. You can easily swap the ssd without having to open the computer. It takes a couple of minutes.

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9 points

I had an old cf-27 toughbook with a handle. Handles on laptops are wicked handy!

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8 points

It has an RS232 port, that’s hilarious.

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I use that port more than my usb ports at work, no kidding. You don’t know how many things still use that port to communicate even today.

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There was a point where I really wanted a decent laptop with one to run STAR C3. Never bought the laptop nor the kit but never knew if I’ll need it again. I don’t own a Benz anymore but it could literally change on a whim because I do still love them lol

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5 points

Now i wanna make this my daily driver

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In case you need to play spider solitaire in the middle of a hurricane, or knock the head off a T-800.

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Finally! Something I can relate to, I had one of these in my last workplace. Was older than my manager and it was only used to fix those 20 year old machines we had lying around.

To anyone wondering, this is a industrial PC which is meant to withstand the hardest of environments. The handle is a boon when you have to run around the factory and your hands are full.

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67 points

Panasonic Toughbook: You’re gone get wet and dirty.

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I’ve seen them using them at In n out for the drive thru.

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11 points

Wet and dirty indeed

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9 points

Op got a porn studio job.

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4 points

Promise?

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2 points

Thoughtbook? is that like an offbrand ThinkPad?

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Thoughts and prayers book is a whole other technology with paper and ink and shit.

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61 points

Lenovo replaced with Dell when the startup I work at was purchased by a multinational a year and a half ago. They’re closing our office down and moving operations out of state in June.

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You cash out?

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I got a decent windfall when my stock vested instantly, but I don’t think I’m going to make it to the final payout of my retention bonus. As soon as annual bonus hits in March, I’m donion rings.

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Think about the sink cost. It’s not fallacy. You have the numbers in front of you. You’re at the finish line, you can do this.

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