When a guy asks you to sit on his face, I’d usually hover as I don’t want to suffocate him or hurt his nose etc. but I’ve heard guys before say they don’t want u to hover. Is that true?

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You know when you grind against a pillow and it feels amazing? Just use my face instead. It’s like a pillow except it’s heated and it has a tongue that you can ask to go slower or faster or deeper or shallower.

I guarantee any man that legitimately asks you to sit on his face is fully aware of what that entails. Don’t worry about the weight. They will let you know if they need off Mr bones wild ride.

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Communicate with the individual you’re with.

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If you tell a girl to sit on your face. It means you are a 9.9/10 on the horny scale and you want her to use your face like it was the only way she could get rid of an itch on her vagina.

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I think most men want you to pretend their skull/jaw was your favorite pillow or bedpost (depending on your taste) and grind against it like you were trying to get yourself off on an inanimate object, tbh

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