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Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Arch Linux? I got a pamphlet and reading material for you.

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It’s ironic because you are actually more original/funny than that guy. All he does is complain about Windows

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38 points

Did you know that using Windows makes your balls shrink?

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22 points

alr alr, but have you known that I use Arch, btw?

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17 points

Honestly, I think hitting people with pros of Linux more than flaws/complaints about windows is a better strategy. Negativity is usually just hit with more negativity, not a very strong approach lol

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1 point

It’s just like going on a date with someone who only talks shit about their ex.

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17 points

Yes, a 3000 page pamphlet

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10 points

No no, all you’d ever get from an Arch user is single postit that says β€œgot a question? RTFM!”

Source: I use Arch btw

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7 points

It’s all in the Wiki

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1 point

LFS

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3 points

Don’t forget to install the HDMI kernel module.

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95 points

Yep. It’s me. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, GNU/Linux?

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39 points

Or as I like to call it GNU+Linux.

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20 points

No I’m pretty sure it’s GNU divided by Linux

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Seriously tho compiling a kernel is actually pretty easy and the bonus is you get a really tight system

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4 points

Bloatware! Even assembly language is barely acceptable, best is directly changing the mechanical relays in your Zuse one, naturally. If you wanna get crazy, change the celluloid strip with another program & get Doom to run on it.

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85 points

Those bricks are laid incredibly poorly, look at all those gaps

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49 points

Typical Windows app 🧌

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9 points

AND at least 2 of them are already cracked!

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7 points

In german we don’t say shitty brick wall, we say β€˜Landhauscharme’ and I think it’s beautiful.

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4 points

Ich hab das jetzt als Land Hausch Arme gelesen und war verwirrt

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1 point

Dachte ich schon beim Schreiben. Hier wΓ€re ein kleiner Bindestrich vielleicht nΓΌtzlich gewesen.

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Thank you!

My first thought was, this is incredibly bad bricklaying, there’s so much missing mortar and uneven alignment.

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0 points

British bricklayer.

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64 points

Try to understand, not everyone likes windows. They require quite a bit of maintenance, are usually insecure and speaking personally, some setups just don’t look good. It’s why some people opt for skylights instead.

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Honestly windows is so slow at this point, we just use door. Why waste all that energy and power just to get the thing off the ground when alternatives exist?

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10 points

Windows is an anachronism. Since I even got my wife and her gaming PC on the light side with Garuda Linux, works like a charm. After that she wanted me to install that β€œcool blank desktop” I have on my work laptop on her business machine in the shop. Now she loves bspwm. Learning doesn’t make life harder per se, it’s fun.

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Windows bad, give Internet points!

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Edge browser bad, give Internet points!

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20 points

God damn kids these days.

Internet Explorer was bad, give me internet points.

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5 points

Bring back NSAPI plugins!

I miss visiting random dubious websites, only for a command prompt to pop up and disappear, and then sudden CPU and network spikes as it does god knows what…

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6 points

I’m an edgy corporate fuckboy, give Internet points!

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The funny thing is: Edge isn’t actually a bad browser. It’s basically Chrome with custom Microsoft UI. So it behaves like pretty much all other browsers except Firefox.

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Not only UI, but also trackers by microsoft. Btw no I wouldnt say chrome is a good one either

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chrome with microsoft ui

hence bad

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Except they force side buttons and other crap onto it.

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2 points

Firefox good, Steam deck good, unity bad!

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