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No longer do you tweet, you Xcrete

Edit. The gold below is worth far more than any reddit awards I got!

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38 points

I scroll through my feed of xcrement

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8 points

🥇🏅👑

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8 points

🏆

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6 points

You don’t tweet, you xeet. One letter better than yeet.

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🏆

Gotchu

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5 points

How do I give you gold?

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12 points

🥇

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9 points

🏆

Gotchu

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3 points

XD

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When I was 8 I loved the letter X and used it in a bunch of my cringe gamertags like “Player X”. this man is a literal child thinking this sounds cool.

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33 points

We all had to take tags like xXBigChungus69Xx because Elon took the original xXXXx 😤

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22 points

xX𝕏Xx

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31 points

SpaceX. He’s completed his little circle.

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He had x.com before that.

He’s going full circle by now having it redirect to twitter, and will probably be the main page soon.

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Elon is doing this so he can pretend that if someone says “i saw your ex today” he can pretend they were talking about his tweet, change my view

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(Un)fortunately, that only works in English, as far as I know.

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8 points

Nah, works in norwegian, and german if your ex is a guy

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31 points

Y’know, if he hadn’t fired all of his staff for this kind of thing then someone could’ve told them this is going to get meme’d to “ex” in about 0.06482 seconds. Oh well, time to grab the popcorn!

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If he fires a high ranking employee now, they can put “ex X exec” on their resume.

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6 points

Remember that time Elon’s ex left him for a trans woman? I wonder why he’s so obsessed with x.

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2 points

No, you see. That is exactly what happened list time and he can’t have that happening again.

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29 points

Buying an NFT just so I can use this insult

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11 points

Just download one for free

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18 points

that isn’t very dumb is it

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1 point

The two need not be related

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1 point

The two need not be related

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2 points

Sweet, can I print screen pls?

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5 points

I’d assume most of them go for pretty close to 0 now. Worth it for the joke I think.

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