41 points

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

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No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

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8 points

Be Canadian. Say Please.

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5 points

Sorry!

Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!

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Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it’s like 95% people growing food. Hell, it’s even called the farm to fork capital. We’re a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.

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1 point

Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!

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4 points

It won’t just be Alberta which is the problem.

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7 points

Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.

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5 points

I’m down with Colorado. Just not that one half… You know the one…

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3 points

Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?

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1 point

Shhh. I wanna be Canadian.

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3 points

I’ll agree to this.

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6 points

I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don’t speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.

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Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?

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31 points

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

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20 points

Well now that you’ve said it, we can’t just go and put that genie back in the bottle!

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8 points

brb making birria poutine

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8 points

Aren’t carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?

You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.

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2 points

Everything truly is a spectrum

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8 points

What’s your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.

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God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.

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3 points

It’s only poutine if it comes from the poutine region of Canada, otherwise it’s just cheese potatoes.

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30 points

I could live with that.

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-12 points

Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us

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Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.

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-3 points

It solves the problem of giving them more guns and territory to claim? Cool idea!

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1 point

Good point.

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16 points

SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind

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14 points

As long as they aren’t in the same country as NC.

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3 points

As long as its one or the other I’m happy.

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1 point

Nope. Agreed.

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15 points

Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.

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7 points

You can’t take the Florida out of Florida man.

We don’t want Florida.

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Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it’s an EEC free zone or something. We’ll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.

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7 points

Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money

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There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.

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4 points

Welllll we would debate the ‘canadianness’ of people visiting Florida. They’re probably Albertans. :-p

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Won’t be many Albertans. Florida is kind of a pain in the ass to get to from Alberta, and you have to go through Pearson and nobody wants to go through Pearson.

Albertans are mostly found in Scottsdale. Probably a little swath of the older ones in Palm Springs.

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And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it’s own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.

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