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Expel them to WHERE? Or were they just planning for all the Gazans to just keel over and die? Rubio is such a tool.

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The earth is 75% covered in water. They’ll just toss them there.

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Just send them to Rwanda. If it’s good enough for the United Kingdom…

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80 points

I wish we could get these motherfuckers to care half as much about Americans as they do about Israel.

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These are the same people who’ll turn around and talk about Jewish space lasers starting forest fires. They don’t give a shit about Israel, they give a shit about maintaining the facade of power and authoritarianism.

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Some of them do care about Israel; its existence is a prerequisite for the apocalypse that they’re praying for

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I’m vaguely familiar with the “Accelerationists” or whatever they’re called but doesn’t their prophecy say that the destruction of modern day Israel as what will trigger the rapture/second coming?

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Israel is a hot button topic. They’ve lined them all up and plan to press three hot buttons per day, for four years.

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It’s the FB/Twitter/Snap/TikTok algorithm applied to politics. Smart tactic.

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Yep, we’re going to have to train mainstream media how to filter them, or just boycott all monetized channels of MSM until they figure it out for themselves.

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39 points

Generously shove my foot up this guys ass.

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Foot? Fuck that, how about an umbrella

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So…. That’s with lube, then?

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30 points

Republicans, ladies and gentlemen.

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Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

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His advisory cabal of men behind the curtain, sure, they know exactly what they’re doing.

Hard partying 78 year old ravaged by STDs? https://www.sciencealert.com/80-of-americans-with-dementia-may-not-even-know-they-have-it

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