Fuck you Canada, if anyone’s going to annex the US and turn it into a beach resort it’ll be Denmark. And we mean it! We’ll tariff you so hard /s
Jokes on you, the Hawaiian revolution is already taking over the west coast. Aloha la revolution.
Let’s get together on this one, and party! Maybe we can make it all a big beach resort, or something?! DenCanadaMark has a great ring to it!
How about Canadanmark? You get to keep your name, it stays first, but we get to kick Trump in the nads first
Hey you can have the orange oompaloompa for whatever you see fit. It’s the house we insist on. We have this thing where we just need to set it on fire.
Because 90% of Canadians wanna stay as far away from the US shitstorm as possible.
Yo if yall wanna grab Washington most of us would be fine with that
please do. I love maple syrup, poutine and socialized medicine. It’ll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
It’ll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
Just think of it like football, except everyone has a big stick, razorblades strapped to their feet, and fistfights are an expectation.
and you don’t have to deal with the players feigning grave injuries every time they bump into each other.
When did the “Texas will secede” crowd turn into “51st state”?