19 points

Fuck you Canada, if anyone’s going to annex the US and turn it into a beach resort it’ll be Denmark. And we mean it! We’ll tariff you so hard /s

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11 points

Jokes on you, the Hawaiian revolution is already taking over the west coast. Aloha la revolution.

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Super, let’s meet for okolehao when you get to New York. If Hawaii revolts, and maybe get together with other first nation people, I’d be all for helping you out… Once we’re done helping the Ukrainians hitting concrete through Putin’s face

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7 points

Let’s get together on this one, and party! Maybe we can make it all a big beach resort, or something?! DenCanadaMark has a great ring to it!

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8 points

If you get Mexico in on the deal, it could be called Denada.

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5 points

How about Canadanmark? You get to keep your name, it stays first, but we get to kick Trump in the nads first

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7 points

Hey you can have the orange oompaloompa for whatever you see fit. It’s the house we insist on. We have this thing where we just need to set it on fire.

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17 points

Because 90% of Canadians wanna stay as far away from the US shitstorm as possible.

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13 points

Yo if yall wanna grab Washington most of us would be fine with that

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13 points

please do. I love maple syrup, poutine and socialized medicine. It’ll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.

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It’ll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.

Just think of it like football, except everyone has a big stick, razorblades strapped to their feet, and fistfights are an expectation.

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11 points

and you don’t have to deal with the players feigning grave injuries every time they bump into each other.

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3 points

Unless you’re watching a dive king like PK Subban. ;)

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3 points

Wait… which football we talking aboot? American, Canadian or “soccer”?

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7 points

Think of it as soccer but at 4x speed.

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2 points

It’s easy, you try to put the puck in the net, and flip a coin if it’s challenged for goaltender interference

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1 point

Just watch Shoresy. You’ll get it in no time.

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I watched Goon instead. Will that help at all?

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2 points

You gotta set the tone!

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10 points

When did the “Texas will secede” crowd turn into “51st state”?

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6 points

You know when you train your replacement at work after giving your 2 weeks notice?

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