89 points

Am I supposed to panic because it’s unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I’m out here wishing for death by meteor.

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Yeah I’ll take one for the team. I go to the point of impact and when it finaly hits, I’m gonna try to punch it back into orbit.

You don’t have to thank me.

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Honestly, at this point, there might be enough of us volunteering to bounce that fucker back to Jupiter. A lot of us will be turned into jam but I think it’s worth the sacrifice.

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But I’m on team meteor

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Just in case this comment is not a joke, here’s the WHO page on suicide prevention.

Either way, there are a few billion other people on this planet who would rather not die by meteor, thank you very much.

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I mean, if I was going to go out, then getting my shit mixed by a meteor is pretty awesome. I’m sure I’ll make it on to a few Buzzfeed articles over the next ten or twenty years.

All things considered though, it would indeed be nice if it landed somewhere inconsequential like the ocean; the desert; or Florida.

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Florida

You jest, but the Kennedy Space Center is in Florida. Putting the world’s busiest spaceport out of commission might put a damper on future asteroid deflection missions…

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What about hitting the Republican National Convention?

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Hell yeah this would be my choice too on preferred way to die. There’s something beautifully deterministic about it, a random space rock flying around for millions of years and all my lifes choices and circumstances ending up in standing on the exact spot the meteorite ends its journey. Right in my head. Lovely.

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9 points

Not to be a doomer but most of us will be dead by then I just hope the meteor takes out any lucky oligarchs still alive in a bunker.

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9 points

You think “most of us” will be dead in … 7 years? That’s pretty doomer if you ask me.

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Very doomer. Does lemmy have a “remind me in 7 years” bot? 😅

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I just read the ipcc reports and if you read those and don’t start a bucket list for the time we have left. I don’t know what to tell you. Trust me I don’t want to be this way I will fight where I can but I’m going to live my life the same time way a terminal patient lives. Cherish the days we got and if I’m wrong I will eat crow happily with a big smile on my face.

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76 points

Better late than never I guess.

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I’m not even joking. I want this asteroid to hit our planet and make us all go the way of the dinos.

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-4 points

Yes, please!

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47 points

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

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To people having panic attacks, it is not large enough to destroy the earth, and we would have plenty of time to evacuate the impact location. Though let’s hope it isn’t anywhere with permafrost.

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25 points

You mean populate the impact zone because I’m going to watch

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Yeah, my dogs will be gone by then so I would absolutely set up a tent close enough to catch it. I’d even bring a baseball glove for shits and giggles.

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22 points

Aw, you think we’ll still have permafrost by then.

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It’ll be an equatorial impact.

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Well that’s disappointing

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