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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil(theonion.com)

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Tronn4@lemmy.world
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The crack of his ass is big enough

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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP IS SOILING THE PANAMA CANAL TO THE BRIM

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Kaity@leminal.space
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Oh this one was close to getting me

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dmention7@lemm.ee
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There are a lot of fake internet points to be had from creating a new “isittheonion” community! I would have 100% believed this one.

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moleverine@lemmy.world
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Same. It’s frightening that I can actually see that headline being true.

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LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de
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I didnt blink an eye

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e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de
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So the promised wall to Mexico is now a moat instead.

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Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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Also, Google will rename Canada “USA’s 51th state” and Groenland “This belongs to me”

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