Although, it may be a “premium” feature, so it’s (still) a bad idea.

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That’s gonna be my version of old people saying “I don’t do computers” now. There’s no goddamn way I’m putting a chip in my brain.

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It’s wild that 15 years ago I’d sign up in a heartbeat, the entire world order would have to change dramatically for me to go for it today

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I would only if it wass FOSS and self hosted. NO FUCKING WAY IM INSTALLING A MICROAOFT CHIP IN MY HEAD.

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3 points

What about a Muskachip?

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You don’t want your cherished memories (and darkest secrets) being automatically uploaded to facebook? What’s wrong with you?

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Wish granted, the chip erases your memories of games you’ve played every single time you sleep, along with all your other memories.

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“Don’t worry about the sun, it’s meant to be there.”

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You dont need a chip for that

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This isn’t monkeypaw

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Nice try Spez-boy.

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Wish granted. It’s a neuralink and has like 30 back doors. Your memories have all been replaced by caramelldansen and your visual cortex has been ransomwared.

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That is very Eternal Sunshine of you…

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That movie would have been a lot less interesting, I feel.

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Use the implant to watch Eternal Sunshine again and again without spoilers.

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Understood, but there are other memories I’d much rather erase, not necessarily with the intent of reliving them for the first time.

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