Friend: “You should try these bagels.”
That guy: “Oh, no thanks, I have work in an hour.”
Friend: “Huh?”
This seems to be a lot like PGAD (persistent genital arousal disorder) in that the experience is not at all as pleasant as the name makes it seem, but rather an unending horror for those who suffer it.
I got stuck with a boner for a whole night, it fucking sucked. I didn’t even take anything. It just happened. It felt like someone was stabbing my taint.
Holy shit, that sounds like priapism, and depending on the type, could cause loss of dick.
Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, “Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?” I probably should’ve, but my sleep deprived brain told me, “Why don’t you try to sleep on it?” Pun intended.
My ex had it and it’s the reason we broke up. Being drunk all the time/at random and not aware is problematic to say the least.
Rocks up to a party with a 12 pack of rolls
WHO’S READY TO GET FUCKED UP! WOOOOOOOOOO!
*scoffs down roll*
every hospital/medical TV show has an episode about this.
