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Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves

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At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.

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LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase

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!!!

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My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.

The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It’s a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck’s sake.

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aaaaaaaaand post

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durometer

TIL

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I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course “The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut”

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A lot of people can get a good handle on the cut segment of the course, but when it comes to the uncut they seem to slip right through the cracks.

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"Hotdog … no hotdog … " That’s the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it’s not real, but that just makes it funny.

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This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.

Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don’t have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.

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Conservatives would just blame it on DEI and it somehow being funded by USAID

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Fantastic that you have a phone number too!

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