California accepts denmark’s bid. Please.

Honestly Washington State is the one I’d buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.

EU citizenship with no hassle?

Hell yes!

Yes, sign me up. I’m ready. Right now. Seriously. Do they want money?

This would be the biggest mass migration to California since the last one.

No hassle? I think you severely underestimate the effort required to learn Danish.

Wouldn’t be the first bilingual EU country.

The Danish Realm already has three official languages, adding two more shouldn’t be a problem.

Humoring the situation, I imagine English would be an accepted official language of the region lol

English and Spanish would surely be given the same status as Greenlandic and Faroese.

slow claps

Well done sir, well done.

With a pee room and some shady video

Can they buy oregon and Washington too?

As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.

I’m sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal

Don’t forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!

As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.

I support this sale.

I volunteer Minnesota as well.

Wisconsinite here. I’m hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.

And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.

Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you

But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary

I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah’s national parks and skiing are awesome.

Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.

No… If there’s one state besides Texas you don’t want in this transfer, it’s Mormonland

utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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