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Unfortunately, you do need money for like 2/3rds of those

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And people for the other 1/3.

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And how do you buy people if not with money

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where are you buying your people?

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Money isn’t everything but with no money at all, there isn’t much left

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You don’t win life because you have more toys than the other guy

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But you do lose for not being able to afford bare necessities

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you know nothing of loss if that is your baseline

edit to clarify: if this is your take of the image above, you live a privileged life

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Some money yes, but an average salary should work for all of them, no?

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“Average” is a vague definition

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neither vague nor a definition

average is the sum of a list of values divided by the size of the list.

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Not in America

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For what of the list?

It also depends on the definition of each, but I mean in a basic sense.

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Wait, this isn’t a shitpost

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It’s something most of us cannot afford to achieve, probably.

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Hey, you’re right! Why aren’t the mods executing OP!?

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“Calm and boring days” is definitely underrated. When you’re an adult with daily responsibilities, it’s almost impossible to have an extended period, let alone an entire day, where there is nothing that comes up that needs to be done.

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Amen to that Brother Reverend! I love when there is nothing to do. It is so liberating. But after a day or two I start to feel guilty I’m not being a productive member of society.

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It’s so huge not only for rest but creativity and mental housekeeping.

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The “slow mornings” one is my favorite.

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For me “slow mornings” means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.

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I bet having kids is an amazing experience but my partner and I are not having kids and we’re getting older, so “slow mornings” means we wake up, go back to sleep, get up at noon, have some kratom, shit, order breakfast sammiches, and lay in bed watching random stuff until dinner.

Basically most weekends.

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Fucking dream. Could take or leave the kratom but i respect it.

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The payback is knowing that one day their kids will do the same to them, right ;)

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I don’t see ‘books telling tales of my conquests bound in the skin of my vanquished enemies’ on that list.

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