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No way, you met json irl?

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LMFAO! Perfect.

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I typically don’t know what I’m doing, so my favorite binding is :q!

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I guess the obvious one is “holding spacebar for control key”

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Look, my setup works for me. Can you please just add an option to reenable spacebar heating?

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Reference: xkcd #1172 - Workflow

xkcd: Workflow

Hover text: There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.

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This is me. I will find a way to make it work, it will be janky, and any update is liable to throw the entire thing into disarray.

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That’s horrifying

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Not sure if this is obscure or not: I have F12 bound to cycle through the low- to high-contrast versions of my color scheme so I can keep working when the sun hits my shitty laptop screen.

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this is definitely obscure

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I was curious what the original said: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2020/05/06/memory/

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The original sucks ngl

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Wow, I think we’re still ahead.

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how is a vim joke better then the original lmao

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The Jenkins is epic

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