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Hey, I lost a lot of weight by removing my limbs!

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Doctors hate this one weird trick!

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Loose 12lbs instantly!

…by chopping off your arm!

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33 points

So for the first leg you chop off, your BMI goes down. With the second one, it goes up significantly. Only chop off one leg.

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Instructions unclear, I now don’t have a head.

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One leg and one arm though. The ideal body is very narrow lol

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3 points

Plus, you got a really cute nickname! Torso Boy!

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65 points

I saved about $80,000 by not buying a Cybertruck!

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38 points

Next time try not buying two of them. The additional $80,000 is life-changing!

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If I don’t buy a Cybertruck every day for a year, I can afford a yacht! Now just add some avocado toast, if I’m feeling fancy.

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1 point

And a fine ooh la la to you too, Lord Fauntleroy!

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3 points

I have not bought several Cyber Trucks. At this point, I’m a billionaire myself

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2 points

But then you don’t get to lose fingers or burn to death.

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2 points

Damn. Well that’s a chance I’ll just have to take…

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148 points

Plus DOGE published that their biggest cost reduction was 8 billion, but turns out it was, I shit you not, $8,000,000.00

And this is the people that are gonna let manage the treasury.

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99 points

The difference between 8 million and 8 billion is about 8 billion dollars.

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Shows what you know, it’s only 7.992 billion different!

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6 points

Ew! Fuck! If you’re gonna use shudder MATH, then at least have the common courtesy to CW your post!

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7 points

I have the urge to slap 99.9% of your face.

^^(kidding)

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Its even more egregious.

So far, doge claims it saved 45 billion on its website. When you add up the actual reciepts posted, it’s 16 billion. Of that 16 billion, half is this false 8 billion, which is 8 million, with 2.5 million already paid out, so actually just 5.5 million.

So even by their records, which are not trustworthy, they may have cut 8 billion. The 100 billion number? Just something Charlie kirk made up. No other hard data at all.

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Just something Charlie kirk made up.

When your face is that small, everything else looks much bigger.

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How are these people brazillionaires and I’m schlepping away to not get my home taken off me by the bank? I can string a sentence together and do basic arithmetic, and I can count to twenty without taking off my shoes!

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I wish there was enough time to sit each of these troglodytes down and teach them the world from kindergarten and up. It clearly didn’t take the first time.

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Always ask: saved, for what? The money is appropriated by congress. You’re actively working to cut services and programs, not eliminating fraud, waste, or abuse in any way. Not that you’d know, because you already fired the people who track fraud, waste, and abuse for identifying your violations, repeatedly.

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