I use to think about this a lot, and would constantly try to fix it - trying to look like I wasn’t just playing with my dick while doing it.
But now that I’m older I realise most people know clothes do this, and that it doesn’t really look like a boner anyway. And people generally aren’t looking at me wondering if I’ve got a boner, and they probably don’t care if I do unless I’m also staring at them or something. … So now I just worry about accidentally staring at people. (And my eyesight isn’t great, so it isn’t always easy to tell.)
IDK why this is downvoted; it’s literally the zipper that causes this bulge by being stiffer and less likely to bend like the rest of the material used for the jacket/hoodie/pants.
At least on a jacket or hoodie, you can push it up so the bulge is on your chest or something. Can’t really do that with jeans when the zipper is just on the crotch.
What if you have a boner? Then it provides plausible deniability.
Exactly. These and those pants that make it look like you’ve peed in them just a little but for stylistic reasons are just good things to have out there in the world imo.
If you have a penis on your stomach, maybe.
I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.
You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
In case someone is stressing about this (I used to when I was young and dumb), no one cares about your boner, or lack thereof. But someday you might meet someone who does!
