5 points
I’m gonna have to go with a miniature elephant, maybe the size of a Labrador.
10 points
Zebras. It’s just a bug that we can’t, right? It’s just a stripey horse!
10 points
Penguin, I want to see a penguin wearing thigh highs and an arch linux shirt :3
4 points
Cat
8 points
Cats domesticated humans. Mine watches me clean her litter box. It’s clearly a power play.
2 points
19 points
A bear. They are just adorable and silly and cute until they eat you completely for no reason.
5 points
5 points