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Now do the same but add Elmo and change it to “we did that”. One more rub on his biggly ego.

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It really needs to say, “I did that!”

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I’m in PEI Canada. I’m getting eggs from a small local farm for $5 a dozen. I could probably get them cheaper but I like supporting the farm and the eggs are probably fresh enough to hatch.

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They won’t care that Trump hasn’t done anything to fix the price of eggs, because they’re too busy being reeled along by whatever the next thing is that right-wing media is telling them to be angry about.

It’s the Archer method of drinking, but for societal awareness - keep the people fighting over pointless stuff and they’ll never have time to reflect on the things they should be angry about.

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I overheard some incel during a dinner recently who was bragging about all the waste Elon was cutting. That’s their narrative, I guess.

It made me think of an anorexic person bragging about how little food they need. Except this guy was enormously fat…

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Don’t worry, his stupid fucking idiot dumbass cult fascist fans will make up something really fucking stupid as an argument.

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It’s Brandon’s fault.

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He should’ve laid more eggs.

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Buttery males.

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