crossposted from https://lemmy.wtf/post/17040404

let me explain

  1. only the right has the right to control other peoples lives thats why were called the right

  2. liberals are legally obligated to hear all my opinions that thats why ive called the police on davel and several lemmy world mods for silencing me

  3. if you never get offended you wont grow big and strong and if people care when you get offended you could develop osteoporosis

  4. liberals are close on this but have it backwards its rules for thee and not for me not rules for me and not for thee


edit 20 more banned souls i hate that it has come to this

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Interesting satire.

I live in Missouri, where we voted democratically to lift the abortion ban, require $15 per hour in payment to workers, and paid sick leave. Our Republican legislators have spent their first month in office trying to undo our democratic amendments and find a way to funnel six billion in taxpayer dollars to the Hunt family (who have 25 billion in wealth) for a new stadium for the Kansas City Chiefs. (Because we Kansas City voters voted democratically to deny them that six billion dollars.)

Sounds like it’s these Republican pussies trying to control lives by subverting democracy and, for some reason, they’re seriously intent on riding Clark Hunt’s dick with our money. I don’t get it.

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it is always projection

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Libruls when u tell them to throw a RIGHT hook: sad, weak

Me when I shit myself: my mom says I smell bad

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Shit guys wait don’t read that how do I unpost this it’s NOT TRUE the left is trying to frame me for shitting myself I didn’t do it guys they shit my pants it wasn’t me

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That doesn’t look like a liberal they look like a leftist.

I figured you’d know enough to know the difference.

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the left is all the same to me dems might as well be commies

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Us liberals exist in that interesting quantum state of being both a commie and a fascist dictator at the exact same time.

We’re like Schrödinger’s liberal.

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