How the fuck do you eat spaghetti with a knife?
Damned if I know, but I’ve seen people do it. I always have to remind myself NOT to make a scene and tell them how stupid they look.
I eat spaghetti the best way, by encasing it in sausage casings, then eating the warm spaghetti tubes with my hands, as God intended.
NOTHING
Fork and knife/spoon - use the fork to spin and the other to cut off the pasta. This allows you to get a decent-sized mouthful without looking like these 4.
Also chopsticks. I could never but a friend I used to talk to swore by it.
Fork then eventually transition to nothing.