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let them have it.(feddit.de)

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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com
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For me that usually means I’m either choosing a new background or modifying the desktop.

If I’m watching porn. I keep it up. Assert dominance, like the dude in my porn.

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camelCaseGuy@lemmy.world
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- Yes dad! I’m a sissy removed, and I like to watch man like me getting steamrolled by big black hunks!

- I came to ask you if you wanted a slice of pizza… but okay.

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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I don’t even watch porn and still I always get uncomfortable when someone sees my screen. Is it really that difficult to knock, and come in after you have received some kind of response?

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MBM@lemmings.world
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Yeah, I (used to?) always switch to my desktop when someone’s coming in, regardless of what I was doing. I wonder if people think I’m looking at porn non-stop.

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TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml
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I always do this and your comment specifically made me realize how that could look to other people.

At least sometimes they get to see a flash of a Word document when I’m half a second too late

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u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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Same. It’s to avoid people asking what I am doing and me having to explain.
“Nothing.”

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Rustmilian@lemmy.world
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He’s just ricing his Desktop Environment, nothing to see here.

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TimeSquirrel@kbin.social
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“Honey, we need to tall about our child and his computer activities lately.”

“Oh shit, he found internet porn, didn’t he?”

“No, worse, he’s an Arch Linux user.”

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RQG@lemmy.world
20 points

That’s not something you have to find out.

The kid will tell you. Over and over and over.

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Cfrolich@lemmy.world
11 points

…btw

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Leya@feddit.de
3 points

And even worse yet he’s using a tiling window manager

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lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi
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Ctrl+win+arrows Just go to an alternate desktop with “productive stuff”, that has a word doc from a long time ago open

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bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
23 points

Or alt tab to another browser window for kittens or something.

“You looking at pussy on the internet??”
“Yup!”

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YellowTraveller@lemm.ee
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Honestly, I could be watching the most innocent thing on the internet, I will always Win+D when someone walks into my room

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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The real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.

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