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Chickpizzookie

(A turducken alternative)

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Boneless pizza for me please

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This is a crime against humanity.

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This will get you prison time in Italy.

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Pizza was invented by Italian Americans and the cooped by Italians afterward to increase tourism.

Source: Denominazione di origine inventata: Le bugie del marketing sui prodotti tipici italiani

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Grandi

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Has someone sent you feet pics yet?

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Unexpectedly, yes.

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Reading the linked article, that guy’s claims are not widely accepted. As they should not be - the idea that nobody put meats and sauces on flatbread until the 1950s or whatever is completely absurd. For one, archaeologists found a pizza-like dish in the ruins of Pompeii.

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Meat and sauces on flatbread are not what makes a pizza.

Several food historians agree with him. People that don’t agree with him are regular Italians.

Italians never invented pasta or dried pasta either.

Modern pasta was invented in Sicily after the Arab conquest. They brought noodles from China and showed them the method of drying the noodles. Sicily would later become the Kingdom of Sicily in 1130 and pasta would first be developed with wheat there in 1154.

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Complete nonsense.

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Factual.

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Only in America is a whole chicken on pizza considered normal.

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Don’t blame us for this cursed shit. This dude is just fucked in the head.

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At this point we just invent fucked up shit to troll Europeans.

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It’s not even remotely normal to do that in the US. On top of a Bloody Mary though, sure.

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lol, no. This type of cursed pizza could easily be in Brazil. No country’s food is safe here. Not that it’s normal here, but I’ve seen plenty of weird pizzas

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