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13 points

“Do you eat wheat gluten?” asked the dipshit when he heard about my partner’s vascular disease.

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5 points

🙃

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4 points

Congratulations, did you eat the gluten? The wheat one?

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Some of my greatest hits of mental health advice that I’ve been told:

  • “If your intrusive thoughts upset you that much, why don’t you just ignore them?”
  • “Have you tried just not identifying as autistic?”
  • “You should try Jesus.”
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I don’t know that I could stop myself from punching anyone who said any of those to me 🤬

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Oh, it gets worse. All of these are from my “family” from whenever I tried to get help for my severe depression caused by my mother’s abuse or from the bitch herself. I’ve cut them out of my life a few years ago but they still try to contact me for some reason.

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7 points

…what…what are they doing with the avocado in yoga class…

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4 points

well, they pick it up, see?

but not with their hands!

no, not their feet, either.

no, not their elbows.

no, not their knees.

😏

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4head

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6 points

But have you tried CBD? /s

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what’s the craziest thing you guys have been recommended? i had a tutor say i should switch from cow to goat’s milk for my asthma.

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