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So glad we have whole departments of #doctors and #scientists who will give us the truth and the science to help protect our #health… Oh, sorry… that was last year.

This year, the heroin addict in charge of the health department says drink some oil, it will make the imaginary #measles go away.

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Hmm. There is a small amount of truth to this, it seems, in that it can help the immune system, especially if you had a deficiency to start with.

Also some pretty nasty side effects, particularly if you have too much over a prolonged period of time.

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Somebody has been playing too much We Happy Few

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You will be able to see who the anti-vaxxers are by the diarrhea shooting out of them.

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What’s next, fucking frogs. Hasa Diga Eebowai 😩

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licking cane toads.

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