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They call it “Wetware-as-a-Service” that just grossed me out. I don’t like this timeline we’re in. Exit simulation please…

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sudo exit simulation please abracadabra Rumpelstiltskin

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Omg. That’s so much worse. What the fck, Melbourne? (.-.)

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45 points

I don’t like where this is going…

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25 points

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I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

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Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.

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38 points

Finally a computer that can feel pain.

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32 points

Computer, arch.

Computer! Arch!

Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!

… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck

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You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.

We’re stuck…

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Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation

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