54 points

Why doesn’t the program work? Because I wrote it that way. Why would you write it that way? Because I am a fucking moron, apparently.

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My code is never that cute.

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Yeah that’s what I thought too. Needs a hundred more mouths filled with sharp teeth. All screaming at once in a shattering howl that will darken your dreams for decades.

And eyes, eyes everywhere. Rolling in pain, or the deeper ecstasy of madness.

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8 points

Put everything inside a try except block and if something goes wrong make it print “i’m sowwy, i made a oppsie daisy UWU”

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19 points

Coding is hard sometimes. Mostly be course of ourselves.

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Don’t be too hard with cute little code blocks. They love you, even if they don’t work properly :3

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I feel attacked lol

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