doctors say it’s terminal

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I’m flying tomorrow, gonna drop this one on the family for sure!

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slow flaps

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I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I’m in the placebo control…tower.

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That’s a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

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I tell people about linux, I use arch btw, the terminal is very powerful.

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