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There is no such thing as an illegal egg

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In the US? Kinder Surprise!

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There is one impostor among us

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amogus

Have we not learned anything? 😩

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97 points

Sorry, “unfertilized poultry embryos experiencing undocumented status”.

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47 points

Sounds like eggs have more rights than people in America

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33 points

That sums up their position on a few things.

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10 points

Well, we are still allowed to buy, sell, and own eggs.

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27 points

No chicken is illeggal

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I don’t get it? Is this some sort of joke?
The eggs are illegal because they are transported illegally across the border.

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Oh infantile humor.

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Excuse me, these are clearly chicken abortions, arrest the chickens! They’ll be easier to handcuff than the eggs, too.

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If you actually read the article, seizing eggs at the border is an attempt to curb the spread of bird flue. It’s decently common to make moving certain foods across borders illegal due to disease concerns

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You’ve never been allowed to bring raw eggs of any kind across the border. I’m sure you can declare to do so and make arrangements for it, but I can’t show up at the border and bring eggs over, that’s always been the case.

I suppose you are right, in that it’s not the egg that’s illegal, but the action of bringing it over the border.

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I think it’s just a play on “There’s no such thing as an illegal person” 😅

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Why does the US have high egg prices, but Canada and Mexico do not?

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Actual answer?

Canadian egg farms have tens of thousands of chickens on average, and there’s a lot of separate farms.

US egg farms have millions, and there are fewer total farms.

If a single bird gets infected with avian flu the whole flock needs to be culled. Bigger flocks are both more likely to catch it, and more birds affected when it happens.

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There is also a massive chicken cartel in the US which dictates the laws so small farmers cannot abide by all the nitpicking rules.

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Inversely, most provinces have supply management of dairy and poultry products to insure a stable price for consumers and protect farmers from inevitable variable conditions.

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Sounds like time to nationalize

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But also the cartel thing.

And the gov is apparently “protecting” us from solving this ourselves with black market eggs. Bootleggs?

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As I understand, this is also why bird flu took longer to spread on the west coast

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I heard that we actually vaccinate our livestock too while apparently doing so is illegal in the US?

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67 points

The eggs are woke

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Damn transgenic eggs

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*yolk

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Didn’t you get the memo? Woke is out, DEI is in

Those eggs were DEI hires!!

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14 points

Given that egg is actually a term used in some suitable contexts, it probably will be a dangerous word soon.

First they came for Enola Gay…

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You ever wondered how 90%* of chickens in the US are female? Almost half of them are transgender!

*not the real number, it’s (un?)surprisingly hard to find.

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They think they can just hatch and get free meals!

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Because there is a big bird flu in USA and it is being mismanaged by a government of idiots who rather insult every one.

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No, that is not the issue anymore and has not been for a while. Last time, to stop this, the government had to threaten with anti cartel actions - the prices were suddenly down again.

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What do the cartels have to do with eggs?

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I imagine the US standard of shoving antibiotics into the chickens instead of vaccinating them probably doesn’t help

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capitalism.

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You’ld be surprised how scarce something like eggs can get in a state-run economy, too…

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Or sugar. Or gasoline. Or butter. Or meat. Or passports.

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I’m not surprised. Border enforcement, like all law enforcement entities, do more to hassle harmless actions than stopping harmful ones. They’re the wrong group to handle the fentanyl epidemic anyway. That should be the job of proper drug rehabilitation programs.

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could be for good reason, there’s a huge bird flu outbreak in the US right now, plus the US also has really strict egg washing laws, so depending on where these eggs are going, and assuming that it isn’t just eggs, which is likely, it could make sense.

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It’s strange that Canada isn’t having the same issue: epidemics don’t usually respect borders

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thats not actually all that true, spread usually tends to respect borders a little bit, but only because those borders are generally a choke point. Usually spread is going to be via things like planes and airports, which tend to uh, bypass them. Although i wonder how much livestock flies by plane.

It also depends on how it spreads, there are a few theories, one is due to the migratory behavior of birds, and if that goes over canada, that could very well be the case, but it’s not strictly clear how it’s even managing to spread right now.

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Counterfeit eggs!

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Hilarious image of egg smugglers being forced to ‘lay’ their contraband under supervision in a CBSA bathroom.

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