47 points
Especially this Monday, which is the mondayest Monday because it got to you an hour earlier than you expected.
6 points
8 points
me checking my email to see if musk has fired me yet:
5 points
9 points
Joke’s on you, I’m a janitor at a high security facility working there when no one else is around at a time where if anyone in the world tried to reach me they’d be taken out by armed guards for tresspassing in a nuclear plant.
As an introvert they’re paying me to spend a few hours in Heaven cleaning.
19 points
Because being unemployed feels even worse.
24 points
Started a new job today. Been sitting In a conference room by myself for a remote orientation while the mic cuts in and out and I try not to die from blahhhh
6 points
