¿que?

But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?

OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There’s no karma!

Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.

Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)

Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso

I think you missed the Q.

Missing the what?

Thank you for helping. I hope it works.

What if you didn’t realize there was a line and just went to the front?

Cuz, f tha police?

Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)

And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a “Cultural Exchange Opportunity”.

“Never lie!!!”

Knock knock “Are there any Mexicans in this house?”

“YES SIR, they’re hiding in my basement to escape your search.”

Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.

Nah, yer not alone. we’re out here. Just quiet.

The queue. It’s a British thing.

Edit: your one’s much better; just adding this edit so people don’t miss it ;-)

Businesses that give away free drinks and whatnot to cops tend to have more cops around, and if a place is known to have more cops around they tend to get stolen from less.

Legal small bribes. It is why places like Speedway have a button for free police beverage. They want cops to stop by on their breaks so people regularly see cop cars in the parking lot.

So that they help you quickly when you need it. Not saying it’s right. Just saying that’s how it works.

Protection racket, I presume

Because business owners are bootlickers

It’s called a protection racket, it’s popular in organized crime.

Cops exist exclusively and solely to protect capital; and many businesses owners have deluded themselves into believing they’re capitalists. However as they are not and have no real understanding of how that relationship works they try to appease cops instead of demanding them.

In this the Petit Bourgeoisie harms itself and shows it’s whole ass; forever setting itself as subservient to police, who are subservient exclusively to the real Bourgeoisie.

In some places, policemen are respected members of the community who help society.