To quote Monty Python: American beer is like making love in a canoo - it’s fucking close to water.

in america, people have to buy coors light because the tapwater is undrinkable

I live in Colorado and I don’t know anybody who likes Coors Light.

Don’t disparage my delicious tap water like that.

As I like pointing out, the other flagship murica beer, Bud(weiser), is owned by the Brazillian-Belgian conglomerate AB Inbev.

Don’t buy that shit though