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I’m waiting for Trump to endorse Brawndo. Then we’ve gone full circle.

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The joke wasn’t the energy drink but that the government was blatantly owned by a corporation to its own detriment. The joke is now a reality apparently.

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Slaps roof of car

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This can hold so many copies of “Mein Kampf”.

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No it does not have a spoiler. When you need the additional downdraft you simply open the window and stick your arm out at a 45 degree angle

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Can’t wait for /r/outoftheloop post asking “trump exposes tesla cars in the white house, what does it mean?”

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I yelled at my phone when I saw this.

He said “oh wow! The whole thing is a computer!” like cars haven’t been like that for YEARS now.

The I go on Facebook for some reason (I am in a rural area) and I am seeing people talking about buying teslas in the local community pages. These people are not people that couldn’t afford a used Mitsubishi Mirage…

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like cars haven’t been like that for YEARS now

Worse, Teslas are designed like computer software rather than cars, which is why they are so dangerous and terrible, as software development processes are absolutely horrible for things that actually matter, especially when compared to existing vehicle engineering principles.

I feel dirty cross-linking to that other place but check out how/where they locate the brake lines. A nice convenient rust-prone place, only accessible by removing the battery. Apparently the design has become even shittier since.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1j8sh8c/thx_for_making_me_take_down_the_battery_for_some/

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Well, it was Goya last time. Now, it’s Tesla. Soon, it will be Campbell’s Soup for all the soup-lines his depression will create.

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And that only pushed me to find home recipes for the few Goya products I used to buy… Have not bought anything Goya in 4-5 years

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