44 points
Yet another relationship breakdown solved simply by polyamory.
You can love your rooster and your boyfriend at the same time.
27 points
3 points
I feel like polyamory would be pretty alright with most animals
Like, my dog doesn’t throw a fit because I smell like someone else’s dog, just like I don’t throw a fit if he gets pet and cuddled by someone else
3 points
My dog is extremely jealous of me petting other dogs but a total cuddle slut with other people. Toxic double standard.
18 points
Sorry, Mr boyfriend, she has her own cock now.
4 points
Why would he flirt with his father?