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A nice cock takes you places.

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Be honest with yourself, when was the last time your boyfriend gave you something and did a flirty little dance?

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Well… Never.

Mostly because I’ve never had a boyfriend, but now I’m upset about it!

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Looks like you gotta take the cock now.

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Lucky. Roosters have always been dicks (cocks, haha) to me. Chickens are sweethearts though

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Isn’t this the plot to Splice. Better arm yourself OP

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