Avert thine eyes
12 points
You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.
6 points
7 points
I have peed
You will pee
We must not acknowledge one another
A jungle rule as old as humanity
2 points
*
my favorite establishment has mirrors that were focused on the trough style urinal; making peeing an unavoidably public viewing and forcing everyone to acknowledge that peeing is happening. lol
i liked it because it straight men are too afraid to use it and either waited in line for the sole suite bathroom next door or held it in the entire time while the rest of us had quick access.
6 points
Naaaahhhh, I lock eyes with the next dude and say one of two things:
- It’s all urine!
Or
- Good luck. We’re past air freshener. That’s gonna need an old priest and a young priest
3 points
Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.
