Remember kids, never kink-shame (unless it’s a shame kink).

Nothin’ like some good ole fashioned chair wrasslin’

Just like dad and uncle Timothy used to

It will almost certainly work better than mine, which can best be illustrated by… Um, have you ever seen one of those videos of a cat mindlessly missing the door it was aiming for and bonking it’s head into the frame, confusedly backing up a bit and… then missing the door again?

Yeah, that.