205 points

Can’t make this shit up.

Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US

Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US

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Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?

Nah. Still no.

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Only if he wears a suit and says “thank you” to the Danish prime minister.

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19 points

A chicken suit.

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And surrenders Solvang to the Danish crown.

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4 points

As always, the US think that the rest of the world is a big Walmart

“Gonna need six eggs. Oh, and a new territory to spread democracy freedom to.”

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Sure, have our eggs. There’s a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho…

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33 points

This would be gold

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We need a volunteer to travel to Washington for negotiating a tremendous egg deal (the best in the world) only to throw a rotten (preferrably ostrich) egg into the orange turd’s face during the press conference.

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They should take the moral high ground and refrain from adding tariffs.

On the other hand, the correct capitalist move is to raise the price when demand outstrips supply. $30 a dozen sounds fair for highly sought-after imported, organic, artisanal, delicately encapsulated Danish hen ovi (oops). /s

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ovi*

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Who is that supposed to punish?

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69 points

Trade offer

We receive: Eggs, Greenland

You receive:

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People from Greenland would surely accept to exchange their land with California.

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California would probably agree to being part of Denmark as well. Let’s do this!

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Only if California joins the EU, too.

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2 points

Perhaps some money

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74 points

This is classic America. I don’t have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren’t is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we’d rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front

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Also we havent culled nearly enough chickens to justify this magnitude of price increases and this is very clearly collusion from the ~4 major egg suppliers.

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America’s unstoppable thirst for short-term profit is why they currently have a corporate-backed fascist in office that is threatening to invade US’s (supposed) allies to pillage their resources and economies.

Whether they do or not, the US as we have known it is in its death throes. They have surrendered nearly all of their soft power and made themselves a trade pariah. Entire industries are going to crumble as megacorps swoop in like vultures to devour the carcasses as the walls of their economy close in and the whole building collapses. It is in everyone’s best interest to move their interests and money as far away from the US as possible.

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In case you want to learn more about “big egg” Pluralistic: Eggflation is excuseflation

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75 points

Sounds like just another distraction from meaningful issues, given that actual eggs from Canada and Mexico are being turned away.

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It’s always a distraction that gets the headline tbh isn’t it

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