300 points

Bonus points if the attackers use ai to script their attacks, too. We can fully automate the SaaS cycle!

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121 points

That is the real dead Internet theory: everything from production to malicious actors to end users are all ai scripts wasting electricity and hardware resources for the benefit of no human.

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50 points

Seems like a fitting end to the internet, imo. Or the recipe for the Singularity.

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26 points

Not only internet. Soon everybody will use AI for everything. Lawyers will use AI in court on both sides. AI will fight against AI.

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6 points

This is the opposite of the singularity

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3 points

I am not a bot trust me.

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17 points

The Internet will continue to function just fine, just as it has for 50 years. It’s the World Wide Web that is on fire. Pretty much has been since a bunch of people who don’t understand what Web 2.0 means decided they were going to start doing “Web 3.0” stuff.

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18 points

The Internet will continue to function just fine, just as it has for 50 years.

Sounds of intercontinental data cables being sliced

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3 points

That would only happen if we give power to our ai assistants to buy things on our behalf, and manage our budgets. They will decide among themselves who needs what and the money will flow to billionaires pockets without any human intervention. If humans go far enough, not even rich people would be rich, as trust funds, stock portfolios would operate under ai. If the ai achieves singularity with that level of control, we are all basically in spectator mode.

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8 points
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Someone really should’ve replied with

My attack was built with Curson

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170 points

AI is yet another technology that enables morons to think they can cut out the middleman of programming staff, only to very quickly realise that we’re more than just monkeys with typewriters.

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76 points

Yeah! I have two typewriters!

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11 points

I was going to post a note about typewriters, allegedly from Tom Hanks, which I saw years and years ago; but I can’t find it.

Turns out there’s a lot of Tom Hanks typewriter content out there.

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6 points

He donated his to my hs randomly, it was supposed to goto the valedictorian but the school kept it lmao, it was so funny because they showed everyone a video where he says not to keep the typewriter and its for a student

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3 points

i have a mobile touchscreen typewriter, but it isn’t very effective at writing code.

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26 points

We’re monkeys with COMPUTERS!!!

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10 points

To be fair… If this guy would have hired a dev team, the same thing could happen.

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44 points

But then they’d have a dev team who wrote the code and therefore knows how it works.

In this case, the hackers might understand the code better than the “author” because they’ve been working in it longer.

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5 points

True, any software can be vulnerable to attack.

but the difference is a technical team of software developers can mitigate an attack and patch it. This guy has no tech support than the AI that sold him the faulty code that likely assumed he did the proper hardening of his environment (which he did not).

Openly admitting you programmed anything with AI only is admitting you haven’t done the basic steps to protecting yourself or your customers.

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1 point

Well I think I am a monkey with a typewriter…

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Hilarious and true.

last week some new up and coming coder was showing me their tons and tons of sites made with the help of chatGPT. They all look great on the front end. So I tried to use one. Error. Tried to use another. Error. Mentioned the errors and they brushed it off. I am 99% sure they do not have the coding experience to fix the errors. I politely disconnected from them at that point.

What’s worse is when a noncoder asks me, a coder, to look over and fix their ai generated code. My response is “no, but if you set aside an hour I will teach you how HTML works so you can fix it yourself.” Never has one of these kids asking ai to code things accepted which, to me, means they aren’t worth my time. Don’t let them use you like that. You aren’t another tool they can combine with ai to generate things correctly without having to learn things themselves.

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62 points

100% this. I’ve gotten to where when people try and rope me into their new million dollar app idea I tell them that there are fantastic resources online to teach yourself to do everything they need. I offer to help them find those resources and even help when they get stuck. I’ve probably done this dozens of times by now. No bites yet. All those millions wasted…

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28 points

I’ve been a professional full stack dev for 15 years and dabbled for years before that - I can absolutely code and know what I’m doing (and have used cursor and just deleted most of what it made for me when I let it run)

But my frontends have never looked better.

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1 point

Coder? You havent been to university right?

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113 points

Ha, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install.

Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.

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6 points

To be fair, it’s both.

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4 points

The difference is locks on doors truly are just security theatre in most cases.

Unless you’re the BiLock and it takes the LockPickingLawyer 3 minutes to pick it open.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uk6C1iDkQ

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106 points

“If you don’t have organic intelligence at home, store-bought is fine.” - leo (probably)

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