How it started vs. How it's going

I’ve always appreciated the feature of AI coding tools, where they confidently tell you they’ve done something completely wrong. Then if you call them on it, they super-confidently say: “Of course, here’s what needs to be done…”

Then proceed to do something even worse.

Or when you say there’s something wrong and the new version is just the same with comments

Yes. I love the confidently incorrect additional comments explaining in detail how the incorrect code works.

Though I’m usually pretty angry at that point, it is also pretty funny.

ChatGPT would not let me call it “you doofus” when I point outed it had done that repeatedly. For “policy violations”.

Edit: I don’t know how I screw uped that wording, but I’m leaving it.

Because if I choose squirrel everytime I’ll never get anything done.

Yeah but you would have a lot of nuts!

This cannot NOT be satire, come on. It’s too fucking funny

I don’t think it’s satire. Miami has become a mecca for crypto bros and “tech” fraudsters.

Why do those fish always pose with some dude holding them?

Ever watched a fish stand up?

They need to be held.

It’s a child, that fish just wants to look bigger

He probably paid some fishing tourist shop to get him to just the right place so he could hook it and pull it in. That pic cost him money, and it’s really important to him.

Lol. When I retire, I’m going to change all my job titles on social media to “entrepreneur” just to fuck with my friends.

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.

Classic vibe coder things.

I’ve heard that phrase a handful of times now and it’s already making my eye twitch. Though I don’t think it’s meant to be complimentary.

Bow before the machine spirit! Taste the fruit of its wisdom!

Wonder if ChatGPT just scraped an example token from somewhere and is using that.

It’s in a textbook, and that’s a trusted source!

Not exactly related, but I run an unraid game server for friends and use a lot of the preconstructed docker apps for games.

Most of them come with the server name preset and the server password preset.

I’ve jumped into many a “private” server called Docker-GAMENAME with the password still set to “Docker”

What are they, Sony?

I’ve never seen an LLM response be cavalier with credentials.

I’ve never seen the Holocaust happen with my own eyes either. Must not have happened.

Can I get this emotion bottled? I want to experience it at full strength later

Just hold your phone over it. You’ll feel a tingly sensation in your intestines, but be not afraid, you just got the emotion bottled.

I want it powdered so I can snort it.

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